Shantanu Maheshwari aka Shanu

Imagine a person who bathe two times a day, who smells like rose, who attends classes daily, who can bore you to death, who hates cricket like no one else and believes that commendations Tendulaker receives are over-hyped, who is very limited in his description, who fundamentally opposes PJs and lesbian-ism, who is as shy as a mouse when it comes to talking to girls, who is juvenile when it comes to handling relationships, who is as irrational as a person can get, who is cynical in his views of the world, who is as pessimistic as Holden Caulfield, who is as white as Snowhite and who is as non-imaginative as hindi cricket commentators. Now imagine a person completely opposite to this person. That is Shantanu Maheshwari for you.